Monthly Archives: March 2015

Team Edward or Team Andy?

My husband is jealous of Edward Cullen—the vampire in the Twilight series that falls desperately in love with Bella, who is noteworthy for her extreme mediocrity. His jealousy is justified.  Edward is, like, so hot. During sex, Edward is so … Continue reading

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My Celebrity Connections

My sister’s name is Whitney, so, understandably, Whitney Houston’s death has been hard for her—because that was her celebrity name twin, and everyone needs a celebrity name twin.  Parents who don’t think about this when naming their children are just … Continue reading

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